It wouldn't be a surprise, at the least. Honestly, the surprise would be if she really did clean her room. But nevertheless, he goes about getting dinner ready with his meager culinary skills, and the night progresses as usual.

When Friday morning arrives, she might think she's going to be able to sleep in, but she's got another think coming. He comes in with the breakfast tray, two bowls of Frosty-Os, and a flat package in wrapping paper.

"Good morning, sunshine."